My school prom

i am nearing the last term of myt school so my year get a prom i asked this lass to go with me but i got rejected anyone got any advice on how to get her to go with me with out my mum and dad finding out coz they'll take the piss thnks in advance.

Um ive got it you should bake her a cake and leave it at her doorstep

and then tell her to meet you at the dance

casually get to know her then when ur pretty cloise after like a week or so ask her then once you know her and she knows u summin like tht


if all else fails go to her house naked and say wanna see my snickerdoodle if she shuts door stick ur dick through the letter box tht always works unless they have a dog tht will chew it off

put roses through her door !!! lmao that works

i like shocks i dea lmao!

lebanesewarfare wrote:

Um ive got it you should bake her a cake and leave it at her doorstep

Yeah, you could bake her a cake or sumting.\
-Napolean Dinomite

Take a dump in a bag then ring her doorbell then set it on fire. And when she stomps it out................
No but seriously use a cheesy pickup line like: Do your feet hurt cause you've been running through my mind all day.

~Shock~Fest~ wrote:

if all else fails go to her house naked and say wanna see my snickerdoodle if she shuts door stick ur dick through the letter box tht always works unless they have a dog tht will chew it off

lmfao you have a mind like me

Rofl shock fest.

Get her to the prom, then say to her:

They word of the day is legs,
How bout we go back to your place and spread the word.
*MAKE SURE YOU WINK AFTER YOU SAY THIS*

On getting her to the prom:

Just get to know her.
Ask her to hang out.
Go bowling or something (I personally hate bowling).
Go to a movie I guess.
Get to know her, then ask her.
If your a cool guy she'll say yes, unless her dad is a psycho.
Rofl, good luck then.
If her dad is a psycho, find a new date.
Rofl, again.

Good luck Jape.

Im like the Dr. Phil of this clan.
All I need is a fake PhD., a bald cap, and a fake southern accent.
All oh which I can get off eBay.

thnks guys i gonna ask her to movies on sat

Alright.
Hope shes hot for all the trouble you are putting us through.
+ Struggle + Hardship.

lol phsyco dad if mine ever did tht id beat him up lol

Haha!
Good luck Shock.
Theses guys have pretty much covered it! ^_^

Glasgow You Should Be A Comedian You Are Vey Funny

lol scottie my dads as weak as a kitten also how did the prom go if its happened